Fun fact: the human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton.
Also the equator is long enough that it’ll wrap around the world exactly once.
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no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
why cant you surf microwaves
because theyre too small
THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET
I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
things to do during ubisoft credits:
- knit a sweater
- write a small novel
- sing the entirety of leonard cohen’s hallelujah
- perform an interpretive dance to the soundtrack music
- die and wait to fucking reincarnate
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
this just happened on my dash and i’m dying laughing.